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Bagels = gross donuts
Zucchini = gross cucumber
Cucumber = gross zucchini
Dates in cereal = gross raisins
Raisins in cookies = NOT CHOCOLATE CHIPS
French onion dip = gross sour cream and onion dip
Cauliflower = gross broccoli
Broccoli = punishment
Tomato slices on pizza = pepperoni impostors
Candy = good news
Candy = special celebrity guest
Candy = all expenses paid vacation
Yogurt = gross pudding
Liver = gross steak
Baked potatoes = unfinished mashed potatoes
Peas = sadness
(via manvchild)
Only watch this new short from Disney Animation if you want your SOUL TO FEEL DELIGHTFUL. I’d love to see this animation style (which merges hand drawings and CGI) used in features. (Via Adam.)
Cutest short film ever!
Bleep Bloop: Angry Birds Merch
Amazon has over 11,000 Angry Birds products. This week on Bleep Bloop, we tested a bunch of them.
The black guy in the bottom left…
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I love getting teachers off topic. Like today my teacher talked about having tails for ten minutes.. Humans littlerly having tails then about how mothers with babies love talking about bowel movements. All the while “hash tagging” everything she was saying… Hashtag #JustAnAverageDay